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May 9th, 2007 8:44 pm
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[ mood | anxious ]
[ music | Spiderman 2 Soundtrack ]

Ho hum what's going on in my life?


Well I'm getting sliced open next Wednesday, more than likely.

You see, I have had this lump on the inside of my thigh below the skin that is really hard and kept changing shape for a month before it went back into my leg and then came back up hurting like a mofo so I went to the doctor. I took antibiotics which did nothing but make me break out in allergies. So now I'm going back because they haven't the slightest idea what it is. I've also been having abdominal pains and back pains for no reason. And next Saturday is prom......meet my date, Michael:



Why yes, his hair IS longer and wavier than mine. I think he's getting it cut and slicked back. That is the most hilarious picture ever.


But yeah I'm scared it will effect prom, which I am ACTUALLY stoaked about and will post pictures of me in a.....gasp......DRESS. pink at that.

Also, Spiderman 3=total ownage. Thought I'd tell you again coz I just bought a poster for it.




(lulz)>

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May 7th, 2007 10:45 pm
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[ mood | flirty ]

So I saw how Classi had to pick an actor for Khadim.......(excellent choice by the way, couldn't have picked it better myself!)

So I was thinking about that when I went to see Spiderman 3 the second time.

Just to see James Franco grin again. (and because it is a most excellent movie) But I am now obsessed with that guy.

And realized he is my vision of Ro.

To explain (even though it looks kinda emily rosesish):









Ohhhhhh hellsyeah

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May 1st, 2007 4:23 pm
KOwned [
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[ mood | tired ]

[x] You have screamed at an inanimate object for 'hurting' you.
[x] You have ran into a glass/screen door.
[ ] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.
[x] You have thought of something funny and laughed, then people gave you weird looks.
[x]You have ran into a tree/bush.
[ ] You have been called a blonde

so far: 4


[ ] You know that it is possible to lick your elbow
[x]You just tried to lick your elbow.
[x] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same melody
[ ] You just sang them to make sure.
[x] You have tripped on your own feet and fallen.
[x] You have choked on your own spit.

so far: 8



[ ] You have seen the Matrix and still don't get it.
[ ] You type with three fingers or less.
[x] You have accidentally caught something on fire.
[x] you tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose.
[x] You have caught yourself drooling.

so far: 11


[x] You have fallen asleep in class
[x] Sometimes you just stop thinking
[x] Sometimes when you are telling a story you forget what you were talking about.
[ ] People often shake their heads and walk away from you.
[ ] You are often told to use your "inside voice"

so far: 14


[x] You use your fingers to do simple math.
[ ] You have eaten a bug accidentally
[x] You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important.
[x] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize it.
[x] You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand/pocket the whole time.

so far: 18

[ ] You have reposted bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen to you if you don't.
[x] You break a lot of things.
[x] You tilt you're head when you're confused.
[x] You have fallen out of your chair before.
[x] When you're lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture of the ceiling.
[ ] The word "um" is used many times a day.
[ ] You dont know what "um" means.
[x] You say "what" and "huh" a lot.
[x] You used a calculator to multiply your score for this bulletin.

total: 24

NOW, take that number and multiply it by 4 and REPOST this as
"I'm __% retarded"

I'm 96% retarded.


Huh.

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April 18th, 2007 11:01 pm
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MURDOC IS GOD



JOHNNY IS DEAD
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April 13th, 2007 11:47 am
DA RANT [
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[ mood | aggravated ]

I know a couple people in real life and here have noted the seeming style change.

I don't know where I'm headed with art but I'm not taking over Jamie Hewlett's style. I had an art project (see 003) that took two weeks to complete......two weeks of sketching and reskectching in Gorillaz style for an art emulation project, so it kind of stuck for a while (I've also gotten into their music again hardcore so I've been drawing TONS of fanart of them in their own style). It's not like any of you haven't had an art project like this or some shizz.

Maybe I'm in a mood to start a fight, but don't hate, just......gyrate or somethin.

This just brings me back to my anger at DA. Everything is so dramatic. Stop effin bitching, it is NOT a serious art site. I don't ever see it as one. I just go there for fun and end up being pressured and bullied. Fuckin hate it, but can't stay away.

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March 28th, 2007 10:25 pm
ALL I WANNA DO IS DANCE!!!! [
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[ mood | bouncy ]
[ music | Dirty Harry--Gorillaz ]

I need a gun to keep myself from harm
All the poor people are burning in the sun
But they ain't got a chance
They ain't got a chance
I need a gun
Cos all I do is dance
Cos all I do is dance

I need a gun to keep myself from harm
All the poor people are burning in the sun
but they ain't got a chance
They ain't got a chance
I need a gun
Cos all I do is dance
Cos all I do is dance

In my backpack
I got my act right
In case you act quite difficult
And your resolve weakens
With anger and discontent
Some are seekin in seach of like Nimoy

I'm a peace-loving decoy
Ready for retaliation
I change the whole location
to a pine box six-under
Impulsive-don't ask why or wonder
Orders given unto me is:
strike and I'm thunder
with lightning fast reflexes
on constant alert
from the constant hurt
that seems limitless

with no drop in pressure
Seems like everybody's
out to test ya
'til they see your brake
You can't conceal the hate
that consumes you
I'm the reason why you fill up your Isuzu.

Chill with your old lady at the tilt
I got a 90 days extension
And I'm filled with guilt
From things that I've seen
Your water's from a bottle
mine's from a canteen

At night I hear the shots
Ring so I'm a light sleeper
The cost of life,
it seems to get cheaper
out in the desert
with my street sweeper
The war is over
So said the speaker
with his flight suit on
Maybe to him I'm just a pawn
So he can advance
Remember when I used to dance
Man, all I want to do is dance

(Dance!)
(Dance!)
(Dance!)

I need a gun to keep myself from harm
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March 25th, 2007 1:06 pm
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[ mood | calm ]
[ music | Shankill Butchers--The Decemberists ]

I've been so freaking busy lately. Working on Advanced Art II shitza, helping my friend with a flash animation, hanging out, causing general mayhem, watching movies, finding new music.......It's been a riot.

I can't wait to get the pictures of me and my Murdoc figurine up. I need to take more. C: He makes me smile, and sits beside my bed while I sleep. So, to sum it up: I wake up with a green skinned 40 year old man staring at me in his underwear with his tongue hanging out over pointy green teeth. And I enjoy it. DON'T JUDGE ME.

I am going to go buy Slowboat to Hades this weekennnnnd probably while I'm in Memphis. I'm so stoaked. I want it so bad. It has the MTV Cribs Gorillaz episode.......I haven't seen that in YEARS. Oh, Murdoc posing in a leopard print thong in the back of his Winnebego......good times........

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March 15th, 2007 11:16 pm
Kayla is Not Role Model Material [
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So being the great English Dual Enrollment College Bound girl that I am, I was forced, along with several other seniors, to talk to a bunch of freshmen today about high school and college. I was paired with my best friend to do so, and she had a knowledge of community colleges I do not posess, and I have a knowledge of college apps that she does not posses. Perfect. WELL basically we said "fuck this" and bs'd the whole presentation. We sat down, said 'You kids do NOT care about college. You are FRESHMEN. So we will talk about high school.' we talked about SATs.

my half of that went; "Yeah um.....................I'm going to an art college. SATs? Didn't mean that much in the long run. I slept in between sections."
Allison: "You...................wha--okay, don't listen to Kayla. Everything she says, ignore."
Me: "Oh um.....also don't stay up half the night the night before the SAT."
Allison: "please don't tell me you stayed up half th--.......Like I said before, don't listen to her."


Don't make me talk to your kids. it's a tragedy waiting to happen.
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March 10th, 2007 12:08 am
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Ladies and gents--I have seen 300, and it is good.



One of the best and most innovative movies I have seen in quite a while.


Frank Miller never disappoints in having comics that transist flawlessly onto the silver screen.
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March 6th, 2007 9:13 pm
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Why do we feel the need to be raging hypocrites?

People claim to not be hypocrites, but that is not true. Everyone is a hypocrite. It's just been given a bad name. What's wrong with thinking one thing, but then feeling differently another time? I've caught myself saying hypocritcal things over the past couple of days and took a few steps backwards. I try hard not to be hypocritical, but I believe it is human nature.

Why worry with changing yourself, when you can point that flaw out in others instead?
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March 1st, 2007 11:33 pm
The Implications of Sexuality within Little Red Riding Hood and its Further Revisions ROUGH DRAFT [
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[ mood | tired ]

A tale told for centuries, "Little Red Riding Hood" gained its roots through word of mouth, being first translated onto paper by Charles Perrault with his tale of the same name, soon followed by Jacob and Wilhelm Grimm with "Little Red Cap", and a more modern revision, "The Company of Wolves", authored by Angela Carter, delves even deeper into the sexual references hinted at within the first story. Despite the differences between the three, they all connect around the central characters, and their sensitised (or sometimes desensitised) morals within.

Charles Perrault accuratly depicts the tale most children ARE accustomed to--the simple delivery of baked treats from Little Red's mother to her grandmother, the delivery wraught with peril and hungry wolves. Two major alterations, however, occur in her visit to her grandmother, and in the ending; Little Red, when encountering the wolf posing as her grandmother, is convinced to climb naked into bed with him, an apparant sexual reference. Also, rather than being saved by the huntsman, she IS eaten whole. Perrault ends his tale with stating his intent, "Moral: Children, especially attractive, well bred young ladies, should never talk to strangers, for if they should do so, they may well provide dinner for a wolf. I say "wolf," but there are various kinds of wolves. There are also those who are charming, quiet, polite, unassuming, complacent, and sweet, who pursue young women at home and in the streets. And unfortunately, it is these gentle wolves who are the most dangerous ones of all" (669). His bleak intent leans towards obvious sexual predators, the wolf being an allusion to a girl wandering alone and being persued.

Over a century later, Jacob and Wilhelm Grimm rewrite the tale with their own twist and brighter outlook. "Little Red Cap"captures more of the innocense that eluded the first version, with several alterations and an added ending. Most notably, Little Red does not die at the end of this edition, rather, she IS saved by the newly introduced huntsman. The ending, possibly a result of a brighter outlook on the subject, leaves them better off than before, "The three of them were happy. The huntsman skinned the wolf and went home with the pelt. The grandmother ate the cake and drank the wine that Little Red Cap had brought. And Little Red Cap thought, 'As long as I live, I will never leave the path and run off into the woods by myself if Mother tells me not to'" (671). This lesson is far less sexual and leans compulsively to a more family friendly alternate moral.

In stark contrast to "family friendly", Angela Carter's "The Company of Wolves" delves deeply into the sexual references merely hinted at in Perrault's "Little Red Riding Hood". The more interesting changes Carter makes within the story lie in the wolves. The people of the town have a curse which causes them to become a sort of werewolf, making the innocents the antagonists. Because of this, Carter makes the huntsman the main wolf, and the sexual references constant throughout, "The girl burst out laughing; she knew she was nobody's meat. She laughed at him full in the face, she ripped off his shirt for him and flung it into the fire, in the fiery wake of her own discarded clothing" (680). Also in her version, Carter focuses purely on the wolves rather than Red Riding Hood, as the title suggests. She depicts them as the victims, yet still managing to be the sexual predators that terrorize Little Red Riding Hood.

Despite its changes over the years, Little Red Riding Hood constantly holds its underlying theme of sexual awareness. The symbolism snakes within the story, including the red of her cape, which could stand for the menstruation cycle beginning womanhood. The wolf stands for a sexual predator, and her grandmother's death could possibly even stand for the loss of celibacy.

In "Little Red Riding Hood", "Little Red Cap", and "The Company of Wolves", the main story stays the same, but the details and main players shift and submerge depending on their intent. Each of these show the progression from innocense to sexual awareness, and the threat of the "wolves" around young girls. Despite its seemingly innocent lesson, Little Red Riding Hood remains today as one of the most bestial fairy tales.

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February 28th, 2007 9:24 pm
True, but vague [
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My friends dad is a fourth grade teacher...and he asked like......something like "Lincoln was a great man, what qualities do you think he had that made him this way?" and a kid said "Hungry" and he threw an eraser at the kid. and said "Now do you know why I did that?" and another kid said "Because the answer was stupid?" and he said "Yes."
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February 28th, 2007 2:32 am
IT'S A CHEMICAL BURN [
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Preparing myself for this awesome sketchblog coming up.....I gotta get my art display ready for this weekend. Apparantly this image of Tyler Durdon (behind the cut) is NOT inappropriate. WIN! I am thinking more and more about my display. So far I've come up with a hilighter theme, lit with a blacklight. The only problem is that thing will get HELLA hot after the hours and hours it's gonna be left on....not sure that woudln't be too much of a hazard to everything around it. I also have my Little Red Riding Hood Fairy Tale project to do for DE English. I gotta illustrate/rewrite the fairy tale for the second half. I'm thinking of a few key points I want to illustrate, based on the old revisions of the story:

--Last name of girl is REDD
--Given a red cape as a sign of puberty
--handsome boy she has been falling for is actually a werewolf
--she delivers food to her grandmother, who lives far away (town setting? city setting?)
--Plans to secretly meet boy, but it's a full moon
--He is unable to control himself, and transforms and attacks her

It would make more sense of why I chose it like this if I posted my essay.......WHICH WILL BE DONE SOON up on here.....I might post it......


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